Born on the moon or not, nobody is resisting crispy hot chicken tenders on buttery toast.

If you were born on the moon and traveled back to Earth, you would immediately be pinned to the ground. So to fix this, scientists designed a massive glass cone that would slowly rotate on the moon's surface. As it spins, your body would get pushed outwards against the floor, and that push would feel just like Earth's gravity. So instead of floating around,

you would just walk, meaning your bones and muscles would develop normally. And when you finally visited Earth, you'd finally be ready for everything Earth has to offer. Starting with Sham's hot chicken, where the tenders are crispy, the toasts are buttery, and gravity isn't the only thing pulling you in.