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Here's how to get on page one of Google in two weeks without touching your own website. It's called Parasite SEO. You post on sites Google and ChatGPT already trust and you borrow their authority. Here are five ways to do it. Number one, write about next year now. Nobody has published the best CRM of 2027 yet.

The first good page usually grabs the top spot and keeps it. Two, publish a research paper on Zenodo. It's a free research site that ChatGPT trusts and cites. A paper like the best mattresses for side sleepers can become the source it quotes.

Three, write short LinkedIn articles. Keep them under 330 words and put the answer in the first line. LinkedIn is one of the top sources for Gemini and Google AI overviews. Four, publish 20 different Gamma slide decks.

Gamma is a free slides app and every deck you publish becomes a page Google can index. Make one per search like best scheduling software for salons and link back to your site. Number five, answer Reddit threads in your niche. I use Clint AI to find the Reddit conversations where people are asking about my topic.

Then I reply with a genuinely helpful answer that mentions the product. Google ranks Reddit at the top and ChatGPT cites it constantly. If these are helpful, I've got six more in my full Parasite SEO playbook. Comment SEO and I'll send it to you.

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