How to maybe not get cooked

If you abide by these rules, religiously, you probably might not get cooked by these bitches out here. 1. explain nothing. 2. Never double-tax. 3. She must initiate the relationship. 4. Never take her number or Instagram. Give. Your. 5.

Never take her number or Instagram. Give. Your. 5. Never sleep at her house. 6. Never ask for or lend money. 7. Never skip work for her. 8. Just buy the fuckin' plan B. 9. Never threaten to leave. 10. Just leave if she's terrible. 11. It doesn't matter where you go. 11.

Just leave if she's terrible. 11. It doesn't matter where you go. 11. Track. Her. Cycle. 12. Never believe her people. 13. Stop fucking reacting. 14. You are more important than her. Act like it. 15. Never go through her phone. 16. Let her lose you.

Act like it. 15. Never go through her phone. 16. Let her lose you. 17. Never comment on her social media. 18. Never mention how long it took her to respond. 19. Never ask her if she's lying. Why would you ask a fuckin' liar if they're lying? 20. Never try to prove to her that other women don't like you. What the fuck is wrong with you? 21. Never discuss your past relationships. 22.

Never try to prove to her that other women don't like you. What the fuck is wrong with you? 21. Never discuss your past relationships. 22. Never get hammered drunk around her. 23. Never split the bill if you propose the date. 24. Never pay for shit if she proposed the date. 25. Never share your location. 26. Never cut your hose off for her. Just friendzone your fuckin' hose. 27. Never vent to her. 28.

Never cut your hose off for her. Just friendzone your fuckin' hose. 27. Never vent to her. 28. Never admit defeat. 29. Be cold when you're apart and be warm when you're with her. 30. FaceTime her 4 hours before the date. If she won't get on a fuckin' FaceTime, she won't show up to the date. 31. Never wait more than 15 minutes if she's late. 32. Turn your questions into statements. 33. Never try to convince her of anything. You need to find a girl that comes pre-convinced.

32. Turn your questions into statements. 33. Never try to convince her of anything. You need to find a girl that comes pre-convinced. you. 34.

Never try to convince her of anything. You need to find a girl that comes pre-convinced. you. 34.

You need to find a girl that comes pre-convinced. you. 34.